poptart? don't you mean sodatart?
thank u for the
I’m so glad you were born, because you brighten my life. Today is the day you were sent to this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you. Happy birthday Ben!
aries - stop obsessing over kanye
taurus - chill
gemini - whatever fuckin turtle
cancer - don’t name your first born child harold
leo - nice rack
virgo - little dweeb
libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles
scorpio - my dad
sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you
capricorn - that’s enough memes for today
aquarius - probably illegal
pisces - how do dolphins sleep even
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:
so naturally I OPEN IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND
someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.
I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
“Tell them whatever you like. But make it quick, Remus. I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.”
If you want to be skinny, that’s fine. If you want to be curvy that’s fine. If you want to be tall, that’s fine. If you want to be short, that’s fine. But don’t start insulting different body shapes and sizes just because it isn’t want you would want for yourself.