I'm Moon and I'm 16 years old. Just living in the Netherlands.

thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

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flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

"Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were."
— (via a—failure)
hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

tornrnypickles:

American Horror Story: your parents finding your blog

uremia:

kokon0e:

captainatsea:

nya

the naruto cospayers dont have time for weeaboos

god help me

righteousnesss:

aye first selfie in forever 🌀

reignofbooks:

i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years