I'm Moon and I'm 16 years old. Just living in the Netherlands.

thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

drag & drop
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a dog: makes a dog sound
me: i know, i know. i understand. me too

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

odair-hofferson:

"Leave the saving of the world to the men?

I don’t think so…”

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

image

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

kedoworks:

cute rocks

liechtensteins:

trying to forget a horrible memory like

image

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

wimpynoodle:

susiethemoderator:

bae—electronica:

mimicryisnotmastery:

trillaryclinton:

(x)

 lmfaoooooo

WHY IS SHE SOFTER THAN CHARMIN THO?

WHY IS SHE MORE SENSITIVE THAN BABY WIPES?

WHY IS SHE MORE WINEY THAN BAREFOOT MOSCATO

WHY SHE BE A CRYBABY LIKE SOUR GUM

WHY CAN’T SHE TAKE AN L HIT IT AND PASS IT

Cause she be that Aggy.

FDB

"you disrespected me i thought you could offer the world more" what

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity