poptart? don't you mean sodatart?
thank u for the
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
This literally does not happen
You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
WHY IS SHE SOFTER THAN CHARMIN THO?
WHY IS SHE MORE SENSITIVE THAN BABY WIPES?
WHY IS SHE MORE WINEY THAN BAREFOOT MOSCATO
WHY SHE BE A CRYBABY LIKE SOUR GUM
WHY CAN’T SHE TAKE AN L HIT IT AND PASS IT
Cause she be that Aggy.
"you disrespected me i thought you could offer the world more" what